16th Sunday in Ordinary Time 21 July 2019 (YEAR C)

A Queensland grazier, a Sydney stockbroker, and a woman barrister from Melbourne died and were standing in line, waiting for their chance at the entrance to Heaven.

St Peter called the grazier first. ‘We have only one simple requirement for entrance here,’ St Peter said, ‘You must spell “God”.’ ‘Easy enough,’ said the bloke from Queensland, ‘G-O-D.’ And he entered Heaven.

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